Rating Romantic Hotels on our Spicy Meter

Rating Romantic Hotels on our Spicy Meter

When it comes to romantic hotels, there are a few that truly stand out as the perfect destination for couples seeking an intimate getaway. From breathtaking views to luxurious amenities, these hotels offer a perfect blend of romance and relaxation. In this post, we're going to rate some of the most romantic hotels we've stayed at on a spicy meter.

When rating the hotels on our spicy meter, there are a few key factors to consider:

    1. Comfort of the bed: A comfortable bed is essential for a romantic getaway. The quality of the mattress, pillows, and linens can all impact how well you sleep and how relaxed you feel.

    2. Romantic atmosphere: The ambiance of the hotel can set the mood for a romantic vacation. Elements like dim lighting, candles, and soft music can create a sensual and intimate atmosphere.

    3. Intimacy: Whether it's a private balcony with stunning views, a jacuzzi or hot tub, or a secluded garden, having a space for intimacy is crucial for a romantic trip.

    4. Quality of food: After all, good food can enhance the overall experience of a romantic getaway, while bad food can definitely put a damper on the mood. 

By considering these factors, you can get a better idea of which hotels provide the most romantic experiences.

 

Andronis Luxury Suites

Santorini, Greece
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Our stay at Andronis Luxury Suites in Santorini was truly a spicy experience. This is where we decided to kick off our honeymoon in October of 2021. From the moment you walk into your suite, you will be swept away by the intimate setting and breathtaking views of the Aegean Sea. The comfortable king sized bed, perfect lighting, and luxurious amenities all contribute to the romantic atmosphere, making it a perfect place to create lasting memories with your loved one. The suite was tastefully decorated with a perfect mix of traditional Cycladic architecture and modern amenities. The intimacy was heightened by the private outdoor hot tub, which we enjoyed while sipping local wine and taking in the sunset... made for some seriously steamy moments. 
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Based on the comfort of the bed, the romantic atmosphere, and the level of intimacy we experienced, we rate the Andronis Luxury Suites in Santorini a VOLCANIC heat on our spicy meter. The lighting in our suite was perfect, creating a very romantic setting that set the tone for our entire stay. The smell of the sea breeze and the warmth of the sun on our skin as we lounged by our private hot tub added to the sensuality of our experience. The highlight of our stay was definitely the cliffside dinner we had in the famous pink chairs at the Lycabettus Restaurant. The breathtaking views of the caldera and the down right delicious food made for an unforgettable evening. WOO is it hot in here?? We're getting hot just thinking about it. Overall, our stay at the Andronis Luxury Suites was the epitome of romance and luxury, and we would highly recommend it to anyone looking for a truly romantic getaway. We reminisce on our stay here at least once a week. 
 
Grand Hotel Tremezzo
Lake Como, Italy
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Based on our experience, I would rate the Grand Hotel Tremezzo on our spicy meter as a solid blaze. The bed was incredibly comfortable, and the room was decorated with beautiful antique furniture that added to the romantic atmosphere. I still dream about the luxurious bed at the Grand Hotel Tremezzo. It was like sleeping on a cloud, and every time we slipped under the covers, it felt like we were being embraced by a warm, fluffy hug. The spacious bathtub was also a highlight, the bathtub was the perfect space for us to intimately reconnect after a long day of exploring Lake Como... if you know what I mean...😏

We had a wonderful time lounging by the pool and enjoying the sunshine, and the hotel's location made it easy to explore the charming town of Tremezzo. Although we loved the romantic atmosphere of the hotel, unfortunately, the food was not good at all in our opinion. They did have good cocktails though!

 

Aquatio Luxury Cave Suites

Matera, Italy

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Aquatio Luxury Cave Suites is located in Matera, a city in the southern Italian region of Basilicata. The hotel is built into the rocks, with each suite featuring its own unique cave structure. The hotel's design pays homage to the ancient history of the area, while also providing modern amenities for guests. The hotel has a spa, which offers various treatments, and a restaurant that serves traditional Italian dishes made with locally sourced ingredients.

When we first decided to visit Matera, we weren't necessarily expecting a romantic getaway. However, something about the way the light filters through the stone streets and the way the buildings seem to glow in the evening creates a magical and intimate atmosphere that is impossible to ignore. We found ourselves falling in love with each other all over again as we wandered the ancient city, taking in the sights and sounds of this beautiful corner of the world.

We would rate this hotel at a flaming level on the spicy meter. The bed at Aquatio Luxury Cave Suites was moderately comfortable, although it was a little stiff for my liking. On chilly nights, we wished they had fluffier duvets to keep us warmer. Despite this, the king-sized bed was a nice touch. The atmosphere in the cave suites was moody and romantic, which was unlike anything we had experienced before. It was like stepping back in time to the medieval ages, which gave us a unique and intimate experience. We spent evenings sipping wine on our balcony, taking in the stunning view of the city, and enjoying passionate moments inside our cozy suite.
Shangri La
Paris, France
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What better place to pop the question and start a lifetime of love than in the enchanting City of Love itself, Paris? The Shangri-La Hotel in Paris is the epitome of romance right off the bat you need to know this place is VOLCANIC. From the moment we walked in, we were captivated by the grandeur and elegance of the hotel. But what really took our breath away was the view from our balcony - it was the most magnificent view we had ever seen. We could see the Eiffel Tower right from our room, and it was truly breathtaking. This is where Henry would end up proposing to me surrounded by hundreds of roses and a Parisian singing our favorite song acoustically. 

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The bed was the most comfortable bed we had ever slept on - it was like sleeping on a cloud. The linens were so soft and luxurious, and the duvet was extra fluffy. There were so many pillows that we felt like we were being hugged all night long. But the real showstopper was the bathroom. It had heated floors, which made stepping out of the shower a little easier on the feet. The bathtub was the perfect size for two, and it was situated right in front of a window overlooking the Eiffel Tower. The lights could dim, making the atmosphere even more romantic. There were candles lit all around the room, which added a touch of warmth and intimacy. STEAMY!

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The staff at the Shangri-La Hotel went above and beyond to make our stay as romantic as possible. They were incredibly attentive and accommodating, and they made us feel like royalty. From the rose petals on the bed to the champagne in the room, every detail was taken care of.

Overall, the Shangri-La Hotel in Paris is the perfect destination for a romantic getaway. The stunning views, luxurious amenities, and attentive staff make for an unforgettable experience. We can't recommend it enough - it's worth every penny.

 

 

Borgo Canonica

Cisternino, Italy

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Hotel Borgo Canonica: A Cozy Retreat with Some Drawbacks

If you're looking for a charming and rustic escape in the Italian countryside, Hotel Borgo Canonica is definitely worth checking out. The property is beautifully restored and features unique architecture and decor that make it stand out from other hotels. However, when it comes to the "spicy meter," there are some drawbacks to consider. That being said we will rate this hotel as MILD.

Let's start with the positives. The amenities at Hotel Borgo Canonica are top-notch. The pool is lovely and well-maintained, and there are plenty of lounge chairs to relax on. The on-site restaurant serves delicious food made with fresh ingredients from the surrounding area, and the bar is a cozy spot for an evening drink. The staff are friendly and welcoming, and they go out of their way to make you feel at home.

However, there are a few things to note if you're looking for a truly romantic experience. Firstly, the beds are on the smaller side and can be quite stiff, which may not be the most comfortable for some guests. Additionally, the rooms themselves aren't necessarily the most romantic - they're cozy and quaint, but lack the "wow factor" that you might expect from a hotel on the more romantic side.

Lastly, while there are plenty of quiet spots to relax and unwind, the property isn't exactly secluded. Many families with children stay here, so you may hear some noise during the day. Additionally, there isn't a lot of privacy if you're looking for intimate moments - the pool area, for example, is quite open and exposed.

Overall, Hotel Borgo Canonica is a lovely retreat with plenty of amenities to keep you comfortable and entertained. While it may not be the most romantic option on the "spicy meter," it's still a great choice for a cozy getaway. Not to mention its STUNNING. 

  

San Michele Suite

Polignano A Mare, Italy

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San Michele Suite is a charming hotel that exudes relaxation and tranquility. The king-sized bed was moderately comfortable, albeit a bit stiff, but it was still conducive to a restful night's sleep. What made our stay spicy was the romantic surprise Henry had arranged for our wedding anniversary, with 2 dozen roses, candles, and a personal touch from the staff.

The bathroom was small, but it had everything we needed. The living room area was a nice touch, but we didn't spend much time there. What we loved most was the tall window next to our bed that overlooked the breathtaking beach of Polignano a Mare. It was the perfect backdrop for our intimate moments.

The rooftop was a favorite spot of ours, where we would sip wine while enjoying the stunning views. The light blue and white colors throughout the hotel added to the relaxing ambiance, making it an ideal spot for a romantic getaway. Overall, San Michele Suite was a moderately spicy experience, with just the right amount of romance and relaxation. That being said this place ranks in at a BLAZE.

 

CONCLUSION:

In conclusion, rating hotels on a "spicy meter" adds a fun and personal touch to our travel experiences. From the luxurious Andronis Luxury Suites in Santorini to the romantic Shangri La in Paris, we've had the pleasure of staying in some truly amazing hotels that have provided us with unforgettable memories. Even the hotels that didn't quite hit the mark on the spicy meter, like the Borgo Canonica, provided us with unique experiences that we will always cherish. As we continue to travel the world, we look forward to discovering more hotels that bring the heat and help us create more intimate and passionate moments.

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